I got this from another site I belong site, just wanted to pass it along, you might get a chuckle out of it too.
Fractured Carols
Listen very closely when kids sing Christmas carols,
This is what you just might hear!
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
We three kings of porridge and tar
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim
Olive, the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
Sleep in heavenly peas
In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
You'll go down in Listerine
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
O come, froggy faithful
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap,
Santa asked the usual, "And what would you
like for Christmas?" The child stared at him
open mouthed and horrified for a minute,
then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
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