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 | | Subject: Here's a Little Ditty for Thanksgiving Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:54 pm | |
| Here's a Little Ditty For Thanksgiving I was gobblin' around the farm one day
Looking at the horses eat their hay
Heard a gun shot, ran away
And this is what I had to say:
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Uh, oh it's the dinner bell
That signifys my death knell
I hope that farmer goes to hell
Listen to what I have to tell
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
They've already prepared the Stuffing and Gravy
That stupid farmer has gone plum crazy
My future right now is looking hazy
They all want to pluck and shave me
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
The sun is shining off the carving knife
The intention is to end my life
Right now I'm feeling tremendous strife
If I don't watch out they'll be playing the fife
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Here he comes with a mean ol' sword
I hope this guy is getting bored
Please, please help me Lord
The farmer belongs in a mental ward
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
He's hacking at me with all his might
This is such a gruesome sight
I'm trying hard to be polite
But I say this filled with spite
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
That farmer's got an evil grin
I bet he thinks he's gonna win
If it was my choice he'd be the din'
Whoa! That swing was too close to my chin
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
The guy has got no remorse
He wants to make me the main course
I wish I new how to ride a horse
Or send a message in code: morse
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Those pilgrims were a villinous lot
Because of them I'm about to get got
They're the ones that should be in a pot
Boy, this situation's pretty hot
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
I like to gobble in the fresh air
Running around without a care
But this farmer is getting in my hair
I really wish he wasn't there
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
I wish this family would disappear
They are filling me up with great fear
The farmer is getting awful near
I'd best be getting out of here
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
I wish this family would not grub on meat
That would be just oh so sweet
Veggies and bread is all they'd eat
And they wouldn't look at me as a Holiday Treat
Chorus:
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Don't eat me
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
Set me free
Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble
I won't be tasty...for Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Damn, looks like I'm stuck
I guess I've run out of luck
Why can't they just eat Duck
The only word that comes to mind is...
Have A Happy Thanksgiving!!
Written andProduced by Songmeister Supreme (JRS)
DJ Gobble (APA) | |
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